The Howling Salt Mine

HSM 78: A Saga of Salt, Tub Faucets, and Hypergeometric Land

Welcome to Episode 78!
In today's episode, we read a saga of cEDH salt from a salty city, talk about mana bases and hypergeometric distribution calculators, and discuss a story where a dad couldn't get away from a salt lord that cried Real Tears (tm).
Sam even tells a saga of his own about replacing his tub faucet. Also you should just mulligan. You're not going to draw that one land you need.
Stay Salty
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Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

HSM 77: With Moderately Anonymous MTG! Un-Card Flicks and Spite Pacts

Welcome to Episode 77! Today we are joined by our friend Dan, aka Moderately Anonymous MTG! 
In today's episode, we talk about encounters with a salty Un-card, a potentially spiteful Pact of Negation in a cEDH game, and playing against a tired Nekusar player that has run out of patience. 
We also talk about being a stickler for the rules and why Shivan Gorge is actually really good and cool. Long Live Pony Pod!
Go check out more content from Moderately Anonymous MTG!
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/ModeratelyAnonymousMTG
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ModeratelyMtg
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/ModeratelyAnonymousMTG
Stay Salty!
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Check out our Moxfield!
Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

HSM 76: With Nitpicking Nerds! Hate the Hug and the $1 Deck

Welcome to Episode 76! Today we are joined by the Nitpicking Nerds, Mia and Beezy! 
Tony couldn't make this one, but the mine cart is nice and full today.
In today's episode, we talk about someone who insists that group hug is "casual" while playing a deck that is anything but, a player dealing with some frustrating playgroup dynamics and poorly timed spells, and a spelltable deck stacker who scoops in rage!
We also talk about $20 decks, $10 decks, and the mythical $1 deck! The frustrations of Sol Rings! And did you know that Steve Jobs died of ligma? 
Go check out more content from Nitpicking Nerds! 
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@NitpickingNerds
Twitter: https://twitter.com/NitpickingNerds
Stay Salty!
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Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com!
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Check out our Moxfield!
Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

HSM 75: The MTG Summit Recap Special

Welcome to Episode 75! It's the MTG Summit Recap Special!
Our episode today strays from our typical format as the Salty Boys recap their experience at the MTG Summit convention in Salt Lake City.
We talk about the games we played, the salt we experienced, and all the awesome people that we met! We also recount Mike and Sam's harrowing trip to Salt Lake City, all of us drafting the Mental Misplay Cube, and the ups and downs of the cEDH tournament for Nick and Mike. We had an awesome time at this convention!
 
THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!
 
Stay Salty!
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Check out our Moxfield!
Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

HSM 74: Basalty Monolith, Gloating, and Kyle

Welcome to Episode 74!
This episode was recorded live at MTG Summit, and we have our buddy Nick along for the ride with us today.
In today's episode, we talk about a problem player named Kyle, when twiddling your basalt monolith goes wrong, and gloating hard in front of your friends. We also chat a bit about the Summit convention, but we are saving most of that for the upcoming Summit recap episode.
We also talk about hashafrashaing your food when it is too hot and the proper grammar for ETB.
Stay Salty!
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Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com!
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Check out our Moxfield!
Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

HSM 73: Rock in a Shoe, Lunch with Urza, and Big Yargling

Welcome to Episode 73! It is time for the GREMLIN BOYS as Mike is away and Sam and Tony are left unsupervised. 
In today's episode, we talk about an irritating situation at an LGS, getting stomped on your lunch break, and a sudden betrayal with a big Yargle and a couple squirrels.
We also talk about food delivery services and why we love and hate them. 
Stay Salty!
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Check out our Moxfield!
Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

HSM 72: With Mental Misplay! My Cousin is a Judge and COD Breaks

Welcome to Episode 72! Our buddy Alan from Mental Misplay is in the mine cart with us today! Also Tony missed this week because we are absolutely pros at scheduling (not really we are trash).
In today's episode, we talk about a friend who can't put down the COD, a spell table player who's cousin is a judge, and a player who went salt for salt all day with their games.
Also all the homies love the hindsight pod and hate Azorius control. It's bulking season baby and we are happy to announce it is BIG BOY WINTER in cEDH.
Go check out more content from Mental Misplay! 
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/MentalMisplay
Twitter: https://twitter.com/MisplayMental
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/mental_misplay
Stay Salty!
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Check out our Moxfield!
Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

HSM 71: Seedy Salt, Tantrums, and Bogart vs Boggart

Welcome to Episode 71!
In today's episode, we talk about the tantrums of a local salt lord, the ups and downs of making friends salty, and a week by week escalation of salt between two friends. 
Mike also treats us to a salty cEDH tale where the vibes were off, and we struggle to pronounce Boggart. 
Stay Salty!
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Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com!
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Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

HSM 69: Nice Norn, Nice Takes, and Nice Milk

Welcome to Episode 69! NICE!
Tony is BACK and here we are with episode 69! It's like a regular episode except with slightly more raunchy jokes and slightly more exasperated groans from Mike. 
In today's episode, we talk about the salt of having bad booster pack luck, some blazing hot takes with a Dash of salt, and a player that got bamboozled about commander damage. 
We also talk about wearing rings and milk. 
 
Go check out our new Patreon tiers AND the new merch we have up on our Bonfire Store!
Also, we are going to be Special Guests at the MTG Summit convention in Salt Lake City! Go check it out and come hang with us! https://mtgsummit.com/
 
Stay Salty!
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Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site!
Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com!
Find links to all our social media pages on our Linktree!
Check out our Moxfield!
Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

Stray Grains: Patreon Promo

What's this? Stray Grains on the main feed?? Yes, that is right! We are expanding our Patreon with new tiers, and what better way to spread the good word than by sharing some of our favorite Stray Grains episodes!
Tune in to hear about our new Patreon tiers and benefits, AND listen to these wonderful Stray Grain episodes:
Stray Grains: Tony Vs The Power Company
Stray Grains: Blooming Onions and Shady Glens
Stray Grains: Mowing the Lawn
Check out our new Patreon Tiers over at https://www.patreon.com/howlingsaltmine!
Stay Salty!
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Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site!
Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com!
Find links to all our social media pages on our Linktree!
Check out our Moxfield!
Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett